My banana looks like Matt Smith
OH MY GOD SCREAMING
roses are red
violets are blue
roses are red
violets are blue
one day you’re gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
IT TOOK ME SO LONG
why is destruction so beautiful
because nature is taking itself back
you go nature
People with uteruses will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
Can we say how much we adore that this says ‘people with utereruses’ instead of women.
my sister’s boyfriend made the mistake of giving me giant googly-eyes to use at my discretion
it gets worse the closer you get
sorry not sorry
also i find it funny that after almost 500 notes on this nobody’s asked why you have a giant poster of teddy roosevelt on your bedroom door
THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID
like, ‘yeah you can totally sit there’
New Pope is the best Pope. He doesn’t hate on everyone who doesn’t conform to his faith. He lets tiny children sit in his big official chair. He poses for selfies. He is a good Pope and I hope he is with us for a long time.
this is actually significant because that isn’t just “the official chair.”
that’s the Holy See.
The Holy See is considered the sovereign of Vatican City. No, seriously.
Every other pope has used a throne for the Holy See. Francis replaced the ornate object with THE SAME CHAIR THAT EVERY OTHER LEADER WHO VISITS THE VATICAN USES. This was an action that created a considerable stir, as one might imagine. It was a significant remark, metaphorically, putting the pope at the same level as every other world leader. No greater a man than his peers.
And after all of that, he sees a little kid run past him and lets him sit in the freaking Holy See.
And no one stops him.
Good man. Best pope.
That kid is living the dream and the Pope is just like “Okay” and the guy in the back is like “Ye kid”
OKAY HISTORY TIME. so for those of you who don’t know, the original St. Francis was a BEAST. He was born into a wealthy family and was pretty materialistic in his younger years EXCEPT HE WAS ALSO A TOTAL REBEL. He was scandalously carefree and once even stripped naked in the middle of the street and thought it was hilarious. (it was actually symbolic of him stripping away material goods). But even from the very beginning, he was inclined towards charity. His father was a wealthy merchant and once, Francis was selling stuff on the street for him and later he went and gave everything he made to some beggar man JUST ON A WHIM because the guy had approached him before and asked him something. His dad was furious, but he didn’t give half a shit. Later, he decided to ditch his wealth completely and live a simple life spreading God’s word and was very concerned with normal, every day people, which actually isn’t a trait too many saints have had. He treated everyone fairly and equally and was super intent on helping the poor.
If you ask me, the pope is living up to his chosen name pretty damn well.
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Homeless mother who sent six-year-old son to better school in the wrong town jailed for five years
A mother who pleaded guilty to fraudulently enrolling her six-year-old son in the wrong school district has been sentenced to five years in prison.
Tonya McDowell sent her son to an elementary school in Norwalk, Connecticut, instead of her home city of Bridgeport.
The 34-year-old, who was homeless when she was charged with felony larceny last year, said she wanted the best education possible for the boy.
this is bullshit.
because in america education is a privilege, not a right. here you have to pay for your education. white people get to pay with money, and this mother paid with her freedom